List of most common surnames

1. All computers in the BD department were confiscated after one employee was caught captioning during business hours.

2. "We don't need none of yer fancy computers!" the McCain campaign insisted.

3. Hell.

4. After 22 loyal years of service, Doreen gets a case of the Mondays, digs a .357 Magnum out of her purse, and lets the slaughter begin.

5. One desk, one phone, one piece of paper, one pencil, one line of coke. What else did you need in the seventies?

Best of Double the U
"Hello, welcome to the United States Government, my name is Michael how can I help you? ... Let me see if I can find that for you. Nope, none of my records here show that. Let me transfer you to the next desk." ... "Hello, welcome to the United States Government, my name is Cindy how can I help you? ... Let me see if I can find that for you. Nope, none of my records here show that. Let me transfer you to the next desk."...

Best of M
As Vanda, sat in the back row of the call center, she waited.she watched.and she thought to her self some day I will move all of this to my lair in Bangalore, and then the world will bow to me!

Best of Submariner
Phil sometimes had trouble finding a place for new arrivals in Heck.

Best of Silhouette
Even the Death Star had an HR department.

Best of Silhouette
Monday mornings were always slow for everyone at 1-900-XXX-babes, except for Gary.

Best of Chrees
The only reason disco, Jimmy Carter, and Dallas actually appealed to anyone.

Best of curly
Work halted at the Department Of Hope and Change after Obama through all of the computers under the bus.

Best of curly
Department of Redundancy Department tech support, can I help you, assist you, facilitate you, attend to your needs, advise you, provide counsel, guide you, mentor you, rescue you, or otherwise save, embolden, encourage, hearten, benefit, favor, profit, or serve you?

Best of attmay
Since no one wants another live action Garfield movie, how about a live action Dilbert instead? Anyone? Anyone?

Best of Jack Reacher
Just then Marsha--3rd from the end, left row--hit upon a brilliant, simple, perfect plan for world peace. Unfortunately, before she could tell anyone, the earth was destroyed to make way for an interstellar hyperspace bypass.

Best of Two Dogs
After a long hard day at work, the cast of The Rocky Horror Picture Show relaxed in unusual ways.

Best of R. Bateman
And this, Mr. Anderson is where we process your memories, each day dialing into your soul and controlling your every thought and action within the matrix. Hehe...just kidding. Welcome to Mastercard.

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